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T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house...


Punkin had a bit too much to drink last night and overslept way worse than usual. While she did, a familiar Christmas elf vandalized her home and filled it with freeloaders and degenerates.

The only solution? Put a bullet between that cow-titted Christmas elf's eyes.

Game contains references to smoking and alcohol-use, as well as sexual/profane themes.


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Its pretty hard if you don't find a magazine in the first few pots! I managed to get all the way to the end of the first floor without finding a single magazine despite bashing all the pots. Also, when you defeat an enemy, their touch-hitbox still seems active for a few seconds and can still hurt you


Also, if you die before saving, the game will spawn you on New Game as dead right away, and needs to be relaunched to reset

Also also, not sure how to access the TANUKI machine... I tried all the buttons on my controller, but no submenu or anything like that popped up

Thank you for the feedback! I'm going to make sure this bug doesn't repeat. Do you mind if I ask what type of controller you're using? The current build is configured to the Xbox 360/Xbox One controller, and I may have to create a separate setting for other controllers.

Thanks again!

Yep! Just a regular Xbox One controller. The game is really cute otherwise, just a bit of polish and it'll be a fun one!

Hmmm, that's strange. I have the regular Xbox360 controller mapped and it functions as needed. Are your controller's buttons mapped to the defaults? I'll have to test more.